The realm’s first domain — theflamingorebellion.com — is being raised. The throne waits. 🦩

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Witnesses to the mulch wars, the floor is yours.

Whispers get lost. A properly filed recollection does not. If you have witnessed the Board’s dragon appear on a lawn, heard a mulch by-law argued at a potluck, or seen the seventeen-flamingo gambit unfold in real time, we’d like to hear it.

Royal Painter on duty — every tale submitted here is reviewed by a moderator before it is committed to parchment. Nothing posts itself.
Read this before submitting. This site is parody and fiction. Submissions are reviewed by a moderator before they appear anywhere — they do not auto-publish. Anything you write should be clearly fictional. Do not submit real accusations against real people. Submitting is taken as consent to the fictional, satirical context below.
Only used if the moderator needs to ask a clarifying question. Not published.
Up to 20,000 characters. Kindly keep it fictional.
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